Paloqueth’s Vibrating Prostate Massager
Author: The casquetero files Origin: The casquetero files
Continuing with my “scientific explorations”, today I am reviewing Paloqueth’s Vibrating Prostate Massager. This massager has the characteristic of having a remote control to cycle through the vibrating patterns. Is this massager better than its competition? Lets go to the review!
As I have mentioned in my previous reviews, Paloqueth products tend to have a high-end presentation and this prostate massager is not the exception. The massager comes in a branded box with its remote, an USB charging cable, a promotional booklet, and a velvet pouch for storage.
The massager itself has the typical L-shape of prostate massagers – imagine a slightly swollen index finger making an “L” with your thumb. The size is about 4 inches of insertable length with another 1.5 inches at the base. The girth is variable, with no more than 3.5 inches in its widest point – just above the girth of an adult index finger at the knuckle. The size is perfect for insertion, specially if you are a novice into prostate stimulation. Also, this toy is almost fool proof by having a golden section to easy differentiate the base and the insertion sections – it also encases the remote’s sensors, so please do not insert the end with the metallic section!
Normally I do not like surprises, but this toy is full of good ones. First, it is made of platinum silicone, which is a big surprise given the below $30 USD list price of this toy. Second, the toy has not one but two vibrators – one at the inserted part, another on the base. Third, once turned on, it seems to be powerful but really quiet. That is a big plus given the thin walls of the apartment building where I live. Just by first impressions, this toy is a winner already!
The controls seem easy to use – three discrete designs at the base let you know where you have to press to control this massager. You have the standard On / Off design in the center which you need to press for three (3) seconds to turn the receiver on. It will let you know it is on with a blinking blue light. Then you have a triangle design where you will press to turn on the vibrators. The same button will allow you to change the vibration pattern – and you have ten (10) of these patterns to choose your favorite.
The remote is even easier – only one button with a red light to let you know when the remote is working. The remote is SMALL, which is good if you want to play discretely, but it can be easily lost (mine did not have any key chain hole or anything where you can attach a cord or lanyard). The remote does the same job as the triangular shape on the base – it turns on the vibrators and cycles through the patterns – but you need to turn on the receiver before insertion. Keep the remote button pressed for three seconds to turn off the vibrators.
Of course, the final word is how it behaves during use, so I had to fully charge this bad boy before using it. I plugged the included USB charger and about half an hour later the toy was ready for work (as most electric toys, it comes partially charged from the factory). Being fully charged, there was only one thing left to do…
As I have mentioned before, I am not a big fan of inserting stuff in my ass but still do it every two weeks to keep that prostate in top shape. Because I like to masturbate using my dolls, these prostate sessions become a full production: doll with an insert in front, prostate massager in my ass, and maybe another doll on my back for the pegging fantasy. You know, a whole production…
Regardless of the “production”, I always use the opportunity to relax and enjoy the sensations because when orgasms arrive, they tend to be deep and powerful – and that is with massagers without vibration!
I tried the massager with and without the vibrators, so lets share the experiences…
Without the vibrations, the prostate massager was easy to insert and stayed in place during the whole session. It was an “insert – and – forget” experience, which is exactly what you should be looking for in this type of toy. The sensations were similar to other silicone prostate massagers I have used in the past. During the session, I could feel the contractions in my genitals when releasing the pre-cum, which is a preview of how good the climax is going to feel. Once the climax approached, I felt like Goku releasing a KameHameHa after charging it for three episodes.
Once you turn on the vibrations, this become a whole new game. The dual vibrators have no separate controls, so you get the same type and level of stimulation both internally and externally – and these vibrators are strong! As mentioned, I had to turn on the receiver before insertion, but once inserted, I used the remote control to turn on the vibrations and cycle through them. I have to admit the strength of the vibrations really surprised me, and I had to practice my breathing to relax and enjoy the sensations produced by the different patterns. And brother, I have to say I DID ENJOY the patterns!
My sessions while using the vibrations resulted in some epic times when I had multiple “dry orgasms”. If you have never experienced dry orgasms, they are when you feel ALL the sensations of your orgasm without ejaculating. The best part is that you get the sensations but you maintain your erection – and your penis becomes more and more sensitive (but without becoming painful). In one of my sessions, I achieved four dry orgasms before having a fifth with a very strong ejaculation. Good thing I was using one of my Teddy Babes, because any other doll would have ended broken in half!
One of the big selling points of this toy is the remote control and I have to say it works flawlessly. You need to point the control to the toy, but it worked without issues even when the toy was covered with the sheets. My only complaint is the size of the remote and the lack of a securing loop. Many times during my sessions I lost track where the control was, so a securing loop would have allowed me to keep it on a safe location. Besides that, the control worked perfectly when turning on and off the vibrations and changing patterns.
Once finished, removing the toy is easy. Cleaning is also easy and, since the toy is silicone, you can sanitize the toy after each use.
If you are looking for a prostate massager with vibration, you definitively should consider the Paloqueth Vibrating Prostate Massager. With a price below $30 USD, this is a great toy for solo or couples play.
Score: 20 / 20
Feedback: 5 / 5
Value: 5 / 5
Maintenance: 5 / 5
Available at: Paloqueth.com